tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33632410.post2878387399331665908..comments2023-05-28T06:00:30.775-07:00Comments on The Battered Ham: The Doctor is "In"batteredhamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11956354263065337435noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33632410.post-29945878070240729802007-06-06T11:55:00.000-07:002007-06-06T11:55:00.000-07:00You are truly amazing. You should write a book..."...You are truly amazing. You should write a book..."Counseling for Idiots". I'd buy.batteredhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11956354263065337435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33632410.post-442049105916484532007-06-06T10:48:00.000-07:002007-06-06T10:48:00.000-07:00You could always turn things back on them with the...You could always turn things back on them with their question rephrased as another question:<BR/><BR/><B>THEM:</B> Should I tell her that I slept with her cousin?<BR/><BR/><B>YOU:</B> Do you <I>want</I> to tell her that you slept with her cousin?<BR/><BR/><B>THEM:</B> Don't you think she'd leave me?<BR/><BR/><B>YOU:</B> Do <I>you</I> think she'd leave you?<BR/><BR/><B>THEM:</B> No. We've been through a lot together and I guess we'll get through this too. Thanks, D!<BR/><BR/>See? Easy peasy. Though, in <I>40 Year Old Virgin</I>, this ultimately led to an awkward jacuzzi scene. But, barring on-the-job access to a jacuzzi, you should be safe.Eshinee Veithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13016332215665621849noreply@blogger.com